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Lilly- Mother of Victoria and Paden and wife of Rob. She’s Strong, pretty, bossy. Usually thinks she is always right. She’s in her mid 30’s.

Victoria- Teen, laid back, doesn’t think before she speaks, speaks her mind. She makes a lot of jokes at the wrong time that come off kind of mean. Is always arguing with Lilly.

Paden- Toddler, short tempered. Always wants to be in everyone’s face. Gets babied more than should. Victoria’s Step father.

Rob- In his very late 20’s. Short Tempered, smart mouth and jokes about things that should never be joked about. Goes away from everyone when he is mad and acts immature.



All 4 of them are watching the super bowl on high definition in the living room on the couch. It is a Sunday at about 6:30 pm and Lilly asked Victoria to watch some with her before she leaves for her friend’s house. Lilly wants to go right then but politely agrees to watch some of it with them and eat junk food.

Lilly: Wow honey I really like the HD the picture is so much clearer.
Rob: Yeah, I can switch it to show you the difference if you would like.

Paden: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Tori!!! Go GO GO! Not Nice!

Rob: Jesus Victoria, He’s Only three! You could have moved your feet out of the way so he didn’t Trip on them What is wrong with you!

Victoria: I did move my feet, He was trying to climb over them so I put them down so he could walk right through, and he fell. My bad.

Lilly: Well that was stupid you could have helped him or at least moved so he could get through. How old are you?

Victoria: 15. How old are you?

Lilly: Don’t give me attitude I’ll knock you out.

Victoria: Okay…

Rob: Oh geeze I’m sorry lilly. You okay?

Victoria: Jesus Rob! She’s only 37! You could have moved out of the way!

Victoria: Oh Come on Rob, It was a joke!

Lilly: You go apologize right now! That was NOT called for!

Victoria: Well it was A joke and I thought it was pretty funny. I don’t believe in apologizing when I’m not sorry. There is no point to it. That was why people never believe you when you really are sorry.

Lilly: Go say sorry and when you come back you can leave, Your lucky your leaving in the first place, now that you have upset everyone in the house, once again! Your never home!

Victoria: I am home all the time with all my schedules I never have time to do anything!

Lilly: well I never see you!

Victoria: BYE!